Greetings Interwebs!

This journal is about 95% Friends Only. Once in a blue moon you might see something else from me, but for the most part, it's reserved just for folks I know and trust. If you know me from somewhere and want to be added, feel free to send me a note. :>

We have just discovered that Timber is a Lesbian treapped in a man's body.

That is all.

Down and gone,

~Laken
...who loves making Timber turn funny colors.

I just saw something I thought I would never, ever see in my lifetime. Timber, our Timber, the tiger, ate broccoli. Strill got him to do it again, and TJ, Salem and I were all witnesses to it. I can now back up and verify this.... O.O

Down and gone,

~Laken
...who is now a believer....

As females, Strill, Rizzy and I should instinctively know how to keep your finger from getting stuck in the holes. Also, Strill told Rizzy to take her skirt off, and Timber and I offered to take video.

Down and gone,

~Laken
...who is having too much fun bowling.

Stolen from thrashbear -



I know a few people who I think really should take this to heart.

Down and gone,

~Laken
...who is tired of zealots telling her she's wrong, and trying to convert her to a religion she willingly left.

Stolen from aztec_jaguaress :

( Info on a Rare Species of the same Genus - The Thick Billed Raven )

Down and gone,

~Laken
...who loves learning about new critters.

I couldn't help it... Stolen from mieaga :

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I helped thepurplewolf hide a body (-173 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, thesnakey (-5000 points). In October I donated bone marrow to nadjarachel in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for mieaga (10 points). Last Saturday I helped bloggerbytrade see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4855 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, Laken_SteelJaw

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Sounds way too much like the real me. So glad I could at least help out Mie'Aga and good thing that plastic bag was big enough, Farelle! ;>

Down and gone,

~Laken
...who isn't getting anything for holiday this year!

I did it! I soloed! I've overcome the biggest part of flight training. The feeling is unimagineable. 27 years I've dreamed of this.

Down and gone,

~Laken
...who is the bounciest she's ever been.

My canine-lovin' hubby will be proud of me. Stolen from lots of folks:




Down and gone,

~Laken
...who apparently knows a lot of dog breeds, and should be running errands.